In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.
“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie.
“What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me.
“Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.
“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over.
“I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*
“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.
“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…
“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.
“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*
“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.
“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.
“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.
“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye.
“I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD
ALL THE YES.
someone asked for rebloggable version
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
laughing my fucking ass off
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what was that ridiculous giggle that just escaped from my mouth I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH INCREDIBLE CUTENESS
OH MY GOD DOES ANYONE REMEMBER MARTIN MYSTERY OMFG
THIS FUCKING THING
This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.
octopus babies you guys
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE
BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP
the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school
wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and
your secrets out EA
what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years